ruinedchildhood:

me: wow i have so much work to do

me: *goes on tumblr*

me: *watches a movie*

me: *reads a novel*

me: *takes a nap*

me: *climbs a mountain*

me: *backpacks through europe*

me: why am i not getting anything done

chandra-nalaar:

slimetony:

hey people who know astrology shit. ive been having a lot of feeligs lately. any planets i can blame that on.

earth

positiveautistic:

I’m not telling you it is going to be easy, i’m telling you it’s going to be worth it.

zackisontumblr:

no more stress thanks, i’m full

Anonymous: What do you want from life?

caseyeats-deactivated20190910:

A fucking break man

unclefather:

me: ladies, ladies. There’s enough of me to go around.

the roaches eating my body: *bug sounds*

unclefather:

pick your head up queen, your dick is dragging on the ground

unclefather:

self care is buying a jar of rat poison and dabbing it on your wrists and neck like an expensive cologne 

largecoin:

what a day!!!!!!!! nothing happened and i was tired